Funniest one liners you have heard

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elShortBus

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10-07-2012

lol


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Duarack5

Senior Member

10-07-2012

Rengar: Man I'm so pro!! XD
Karthus: Can you see how many f***s I give?

Died laughing


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ViashinoWizard

Senior Member

10-07-2012

I'm laning top as Pantheon on purple and not doing so hot (0/3/0 around ten minutes in). Mid gets ganked between the turrets and dies to Amumu and Evelyn. I notice the two of them start to recall in the brush above the Wraith camp before we lose vision.

Meanwhile, our Vayne is talking about how behind we are: "Top doesn't even count as a player." As she enters that, I start casting my ult.

Evelyn dies on impact, and I chase Amumu down for a double kill.

Me: "You were saying?"

We won that game.


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King Ikana

Member

10-07-2012

This just happened to me a couple of hours ago on my main account.

My team's jungler, Rengar, started the Ancient Golem, wanting to give it to me (I was playing Karthus). I farmed the last few creeps in my lane and started to go over to the Ancient Golem. I was about to kill it with my Q, but before it hit, my team's support, Sona, came up and used her Q to steal it from me.

Me: wtf
Sona: I though you didn't want it.

WHAT!?


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Quenton

Senior Member

10-07-2012

Teemo, after surviving a gank and getting a kill:

"Don't you know who I am? I'm Captain Teemo. And Im on Duty."


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Aiefo

Junior Member

10-07-2012

hiemer kill with auto attack "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"


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nMooSe

Senior Member

10-07-2012

My friend playing Alistar - Gets a kill

CAN YOU MILK IT?!?!


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nMooSe

Senior Member

10-07-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Illusia View Post
Woah, me too
Please tell me you proceeded to destroy them.

I love it when someone goes on about "LOLNOOBNOSKILL" then you go on to take all three towers and an inhib and sit there like "What? I couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"


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StormThief

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10-07-2012

Back when we knew nothing of Jayce except his name, I played a hilarious game with a person using the Definitely Not Blitzcrank skin. All game, we were saying stuff like,
"how'd you get Jayce early you hacker?!"
"JAYCE SO OP HE'S LIKE A PRO VERSION OF BLITZ"
Even the enemy team joined in on it and one of them said something along the lines of this when he got hooked
"JAYCE SO F-ING BROKEN RAPES ME WITH ONE HAND"
Still my favourite game ever.


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Evolnemesis

Senior Member

10-08-2012

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Originally Posted by Aiefo View Post
hiemer kill with auto attack "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
Dodgeball FTW...

Get Lich Bane as your 6th Item with him, it's even funnier... I got a triple kill finishing off each person with wrenches once... it was the best. People don't expect you to be able to hit them for 1400 damage or more with just wrenches in one exchange. Just rocket + wrench + grenade + wrench is 2700 or more raw damage in just over 2 seconds late game, which is not bad, even better if you have a turret around (kinda sad that ONE ITEM ends up scaling damage as good or even better with AP than all his abilities combined... but whatever, killing people with wrenches is fun).