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The Nephilims

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Junior Member

08-31-2012

"Play time's over."
"Let's have some real fun."
"Shall we?"
"Indulge me."
"How tempting."
"Don't hold back."
"Tell me a secret."
"Don't you trust me?"
"If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game."
"Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league. (giggles)"

I would instantly D/C 10 second into the loading screen... Something important came up. I don't care if I get arrested for bestiality because Ahri's not fully human.


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eph519

Junior Member

08-31-2012

arhi right behind me in my room? lucky me! :P


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Heiligkrieger

Senior Member

08-31-2012

Pretty sure Rengar would be trying to coach on how you need to stalk your prey wait for the exact opportune moment to strike all while giving you the uneasy feeling as he just breathes down your neck making you unsure who he is talking about.


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Hardbuttpounding

Senior Member

08-31-2012

Lady Luck sure ain't smilin' on you...


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Thine Dude

Senior Member

09-01-2012

ummmmm im pretty shure Cho'gath would eat me if i died once..... im scared


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MishyInWhite

Member

09-01-2012

Well ****.

I chose Rengar -_-


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Trendy Ideology

Senior Member

09-01-2012

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Originally Posted by Rylentlar View Post
Ok. .__.


Seriously lol'd


I'd say Orianna because she's who I'm trying to learn right now, but, that'd be insanely creepy because she's like super evil and likes cutting apart squishies...

So we'll just go with Sona, cause well, Sona. :3


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Elegencia

Senior Member

09-01-2012

"For the last time, Lulu, I see less with my eyes closed!"


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Archos Eternus

Member

09-04-2012

Twisted Fate

TF: "Why in hell did you lock that gold card boy?"

Me: "It was either lock gold card and try to get the hell away or submit to 5v1 rape, and with that damn cow there how was I supposed to get out?"

TF: *sigh* "Look boy, ya'll should'a locked a red card and then made a dash for the bush, make a flash over the wall then gate out".

Me: "...If I promise to play poker with you every Sunday with money will you teach me?"

TF: "Boy I think there's hope for you yet, now lets head on down stairs for some chow and blackjack, lady luck is smiling".


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20thCenturyFaux

QA Analyst

09-04-2012
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Lee Sin

"Well hey that's a really good point Lee I'll try to do that bett--wait, how do you know I facechecked a bush?!"