101 Champion Haiku

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Zepherus

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07-17-2012

In honor of the 101st champion, Zyra, I wrote a set of 101 haiku. there's one haiku for each champion. If a haiku doesn't make sense, try reading the champion's lore; that will usually clear things up. Hope you guys enjoy. -zepherus

-edit- there are now 111 haiku. ezreal has a haiku just for his pulsefire skin, and Diana, Rengar, Syndra, Kha'Zix, Elise, Zed, Nami, Vi, and Thresh have been released since i posted up this thread.

-edit- I've made it onto summoner showcase #88!! I'd like to thank everyone for supporting the thread!

Ahri
Oh to be human
To feel as a human feels
Foreign sensations

Akali
Order and chaos
I do that which must be done
Balance must be kept

Alistar
Half man and half beast
Pulverize and then headbutt
The turret greets you

Amumu
A yordle weeping
Bandage toss just to hug you
Always depression

Anivia
Undying phoenix
Singing songs of fire and ice
Scorching blizzard brews

Annie
Stunning flames are cast
Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
Beaten by a girl

Ashe
Frozen arrows fly
None can escape her wrath
You shall serve the queen

Blitzcrank
Taste robotic doom
The time of man is ending
Rocket grab brings death

Brand
None can escape me
A conflagration is set
The world must be cleansed

Caitlyn
Officer of law
The fuzzy cuffs left at home
Never out of range

Cassiopeia
My looks were renowned
My beauty was my weapon
My grace, powerful

Cho’Gath
Nom nom nom nom nom
Gentleman ready to feast
I’ll bite your legs off

Corki
It’s so quiet now
The thrill of war is long gone
The league will suffice

Darius
The weak must be culled
Both at home and on the field
Noxus is reborn

Diana
They would not listen
And called me a heretic
The sun won't save them

Dr. Mundo
Often forgotten
Mundo says his name a lot
Always be cleaving’

Draven
Who wants some Draven?
Execution and a show;
Draven does it all!

Elise
The spider god calls
deep within the shadow isles
I'll take you to him

Evelynn
From the shadow isles
Comes quite a horrible death
The widow maker

Ezreal
To explore the world,
find the secrets lost below,
is my true purpose

Pulsefire Ezreal
Targeting trueshot
I don’t require a map
systems, lock and load

Fiddlesticks
In the dark, I wait
And decades have come and gone
A silent vigil

Fiora
In my father’s wake,
I will regain my honor
My name will be cleared

Fizz
Just try to catch me
You’ll find me slippery prey
The shark stalks its prey

Galio
I have failed once fore
And I shall never forget
The blood stains my hands

Gangplank
My father was weak
My knife met his back quickly
I will make him proud

Garen
Hear my battle cry
And do beware the tall grass
Hail Demacia!

Gragas
It’s happy hour
And no brew can beat my own
Stay and have a drink

Graves
Justice shall be mine
So many years spent captive
I will have revenge

Hecarim
A phantom marches
And all have failed to stop it
Beware the shadows

Heimerdinger
All of this blood shed
And all of these wars must end
Science will bring peace

Irelia
Let Noxus come forth
I won’t lose Ionia
I’ll fight for my home

Janna
For tranquility
I have fought the fate of Zaun
The winds are stirring

Jarvan IV
There is just one truth
I’ll make sure Noxus goes down
For Demacia!

Jax
Restrictions were made
A lamppost is all I need
You are sure to lose

Jayce
My lesson was learned
My creation brought forth pain
My lapse shall be fixed

Karma
I won’t compromise
Ionia will prevail
Noxus will atone

Karthus
I’ll sing you a song
A song of souls far long gone
Souls which met their end

Kassadin
The end is coming
I have seen it in the void
The terrors haunt me

Katarina
None can flee from me
I’m just one shunpo away
From my death lotus

Kayle
The wicked shall fall
Many beyond redemption
Sister included

Kennen
Balance in all things
Those who wish to run must know
The Tempest won’t lose

Kha'Zix
With each kill, I grow
A constant evolution
The hunt never ends

Kog’Maw
It is feeding time
My hunger will never cease
I must find more scraps

Leblanc
Deception is key
You can not see past my mask
Right where I want you

Lee Sin
I will not forget
An entire village gone
My magic condemned

Leona
The dark shall fear me
and my celestial aid
the radiant sun

Lulu
Let’s all play a game
We’ll hide and pix will go seek
He’ll never find us

Lux
Piercing through the dark
I am charging my laser
Look, double rainbow!

Malphite
Order must be kept
We are all part of a whole
I will end chaos

Malzahar
Do not challenge fate
The future can not be changed
The void consumes all

Maokai
This burden must end
Torn from my natural life
From a life of peace

Master Yi
Revenge will be mine
With the lenses of insight
Wuju will live on

Miss Fortune
Mother, rest in peace.
With Shock and Awe at my side
I will avenge you

Mordekaiser
I crave suffering
Join my children of the grave
Living is cliché

Morgana
Branded as “fallen”
The tyranny must be stopped
My sister must die!

Nami
They're counting on me
I must bring them the moonstone
I must protect them

Nasus
I am the keeper
For those who wish to sneak in
Only death awaits

Nautilus
Left in the darkness
The cowards left me to die
I will have revenge

Nidalee
Many have tried it,
But my instincts are too strong
I will not be tamed

Nocturne
Even in your dreams
You can never escape me
My blades chant for blood

Nunu
Whatever you do
Don’t make the yeti angry
He’ll swallow you whole

Olaf
Crew and ship are gone
Lost in a land of magic
League can’t be trusted

Orianna
I hear soft things scream
And I know what makes them tick
The ticking must stop

Pantheon
Fighting is my art
Peace is for the deluded
War is imminent

Poppy
With my father’s gift
I’ll bring peace to Valoran
And destroy noxus

Rammus
In seeking a home
Only solitude was found
An eternal maze

Renekton
I’ll find you Nasus
You can not run forever
Come face your brother!

Rengar
It left me with scars
at last, i've found worthy prey
let the hunt begin

Riven
What has passed has passed
The master and sword are one
I am awakened

Rumble
Yordle tech is best
No humans to ruin things
I’ll never sellout

Ryze
In search of power
Atrocious magic was found
None must read the scroll

Sejuani
Peace will bring our death
Freljord is no place for it
Our people will die

Shaco
Want to see a trick?
Be sure to look behind you
Your jester awaits

Shen
Balance must be kept
Order, chaos, light, darkness
Equilibrium

Shyvana
Let my hunters come
My father’s blood runs through me
They’ll see my true form

Singed
A trail of poison
Will you follow your own death?
I need more test rats

Sion
Death can not stop me
My death was a promotion
Chopper is hungry

Sivir
Many want me killed
And I welcome their efforts
The body count grows

Skarner
The rune war brought death
My kind was driven to hide
It’s time to surface

Sona
Play me a tune, please
Hymn or aria will do
A quick crescendo

Soraka
The stars shine brightly
I await to join their ranks
I must be redeemed

Swain
Master tactician
Or a giant demon bird?
The raven watches

Syndra
With boundless fury,
They'll pay for their betrayal.
None shall be reprieved.

Talon
Mercy is for fools
The hired killer craves blood
The unseen blade strikes

Taric
Gems can hold their edge
They are truly outrageous
And you are just glass

Teemo
I show no mercy
My order will be followed
There is no question

Thresh
There's more to a kill.
It's a steady undoing
and each step holds weight

Tristana
Range ever growing
None can outrun this yordle
Kaboom, Direct hit!

Trundle
Sacrifice my flesh
Transfer your curse onto me
I can endure it

Tryndamere
Noxus will go down
Their venom is disgraceful
I will stop the pain

Twisted Fate
Whatever the odds,
My fate lies within the cards
Catch me if you can

Twitch
Of all the reasons
It was your vice which made me
And there’s more to come

Udyr
Tiger or Phoenix?
Which spirit will bring your death?
There is no mercy

Urgot
None can stop my wrath
I shall avenge my own death
I shall kill Garen

Varus
Noxus will atone
Only their blood will suffice
Words do so little

Vayne
The night has fallen
And screams are echoing out
I shall purge this land

Veigar
Such isolation
It’s enough to drive one mad
And all shall suffer

Vi
Shady past aside,
I'm the new law enforcement
Eager to enforce

Viktor
Improvements were made
Emotions just held me back
Revolution comes

Vladimir
Your veins are pulsing
And I must rid it from you;
The fluid of life

Volibear
Few can face the storm
There is one the storm wants dead
Come out, Zilean!

Warwick
Downfall or blessing?
I have now grown more vicious
I am a weapon

Wukong
Destined for greatness
I will be a legend soon
I will be the best

Xerath
They feared my magic
And tried to keep me locked up
Those fools are dead now

Xin Zhao
They wanted my death
Sending hundreds to kill me
I will not forget

Yorick
Through generations
You will remember my name
And the deeds I’ve done

Zed
I wield true power
unbound by hesitation
unchained from balance

Ziggs
The fuse is burning!
What a genius invention!
Hey, where’d that bomb go?

Zilean
Past, present, future
I have seen them all unfold
All haunt me the same

Zyra
I have been Reborn
The world has grown lush with food
It’s time to harvest


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Reitokage

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07-17-2012

Bump DDDD


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NougetTime

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07-17-2012

Dats alot of haiku


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Surprise Sloth

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07-17-2012

Well done.


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Ambehr

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07-17-2012

Bump for Fizz!


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Grimmaggro

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07-17-2012

BUMPIN GRAVES AND NOCTURNE! Why is this not on summoners showcase?


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Zepherus

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07-17-2012

i apologize for typos, typing 101 haiku is pretty draining work


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xRowenx

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07-17-2012

Bump for awesomeness. And dedication.


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themoneymonkey

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07-18-2012

this guy be pro


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mrjamesie

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07-18-2012

this needs to be in the summoner showcase


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