"The Crying Beard"

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MartyMcPunchman

QA Analyst

05-21-2012
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Hi! I've been a Rioter for almost two years now, and this is by far the strangest interaction I've had with the fans. I'm flattered, impressed, and terrified.

At the start of April, I was seen in a photo in the "Urf Memorial Service" thread. You might recognize me as the 'epic neckbeard' who was weeping profusely. I know that a few people made some comments on this, and one individual went ahead and posted this image here:


http://imgur.com/abwXw


However, today at Riot HQ, we received a package addressed to "The Crying Beard". At first, no one knew who should claim it. However, after the 20th person asked if I was "The Crying Beard", I assumed it must be me. (Note, the beard has only gotten larger and more neckly in the last 2 months). I went to claim the package.

The contents were.... unnerving. After first confirming there were no explosives, white powder or other suspicious contents, I found something I could not believe. Addressed to "The Crying Beard", no other markings, no return address, no note or explanation of any kind.

Will the sender of this mysterious package come forth? If you can properly identify the contents of the package, I would like to speak with you. Privately.


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GoldenPlana

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05-21-2012

idk where he is srry


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Demonicdemise

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05-21-2012

Mother of god.


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Insanity Cow

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05-21-2012

if you look really closely you'll see that the picture is photoshopped


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FabulousJeremy

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05-21-2012

Nice beard.


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Spiderbubble

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05-21-2012

....


Is posting what the contents are against forum rules?

I would assume it's just a handkerchief or something XD


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FrankyCentaur

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05-21-2012

That is pretty **** funny.


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Elespo

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05-21-2012

da fuq


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DotEleven

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05-21-2012

This sounds like a whodunnit mystery novel.


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Lvl 8 Psyduck

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05-21-2012

Am I the only one who thought of "the Beard" meme?