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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

04-04-2012

Does the wind ever mess with your hat, Miss Fortune?


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Princess Sivir

Senior Member

04-04-2012

Miss Sarah Fortune,

Do you do other jobs besides bounty hunting and being a ship's captain? Like have you ever worked as a body guard or mercenary (Gun for Hire)?


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Aproxima

Senior Member

04-04-2012

Dear Miss Fortune,
now the question is: " Who is your favourite support? "

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...el-d4n16fq.png


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-04-2012

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That is a lie. I merely told him to try to...raid you, knowing that you are fully capable of defending yourself. I thought Fizz was not going to do it, considering that he has met your punishments before. I'm truly sorry, Miss Fortune. Please, forgive me.

-Irelia
...I'm actually proud of you. Nice to see you Ionians do something like this! Win get, Irelia.

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And what of other things, Miss Fortune? teeheehee
...you tell me, Lux, I'm sure you have stories to tell~.

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What Lux said.
Oh jeez. It's not the size, boys, it's how you use it.

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ahoy Sarah!

We still have some matters to settle, but since we're both League Champions, I can't really do anythin' to ye outside of the Fields. Instead I be askin' what you do now that you be workin' for the League.


Gangplank
Oh please, as if your waxed behind would do anything to me. I catch all your competition. And that's what I do even today. I make piles of gold cleaning up Bilgewater's trash.

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I suspect I'm about to get shot.
Please avoid the spleen, Veigar ripped it out, and I just had someone put it back.
Settle down, boy.

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Sarah,

Out of curiosity, why do you dress the way you do? Is it to distract the men that are either your quarry or your opponents on the Fields of Justice?

Jax, Grandmaster at Arms
This is pretty much how gals in Bilgewater dress. Sure, I choose the sexier options, but it's still pretty normal.

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Does the wind ever mess with your hat, Miss Fortune?
...sometimes. But it's worth it. Hats are important!

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Miss Sarah Fortune,

Do you do other jobs besides bounty hunting and being a ship's captain? Like have you ever worked as a body guard or mercenary (Gun for Hire)?
Nah. I make plenty of gold doing just what I do, no need to spend time doing anything else.

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Dear Miss Fortune,
now the question is: " Who is your favourite support? "

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...el-d4n16fq.png
*laughs* I dunno. As long as you kick butt or help me do it, I'm fine either way.


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Ask Irie

Senior Member

04-04-2012

Seeing that Fizz pranked me, I will see to it that he will get an equal punishment as well.

I am now sided with Shyvana in this prank war.


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Ask Luxanna

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04-04-2012

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...you tell me, Lux, I'm sure you have stories to tell~.
Ah, but I am the model of Demacian chastity.


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Ask Fortune

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04-04-2012

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Ah, but I am the model of Demacian chastity.
Oh please! I do respect people who don't just jump into bed right away, but you can't honestly tell me you've never had a wild night with Ezreal.


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

04-04-2012

Miss Fortune,

I am really going to push my luck with something, and if all goes well, I will stop pranking every female in the League for the rest of the month.

Don't ask what said thing is.

-Fizz


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Ask Talon

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04-04-2012

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Oh please! I do respect people who don't just jump into bed right away, but you can't honestly tell me you've never had a wild night with Ezreal.
Ezreal? No.

However the girl does have a wild side. You remember last Snowdown?

Yeah.

One hell of a party.

Not that I was involved.

I wasn't for once.


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Ask Luxanna

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04-04-2012

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Oh please! I do respect people who don't just jump into bed right away, but you can't honestly tell me you've never had a wild night with Ezreal.
With Ezreal? Ezreal doesn't even like girls! Once he propositioned me, but he only wanted my baton...I was horrified, Sarah, horrified!