Champion Limmericks

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Epicn00b

Senior Member

01-23-2012

There is a pirate at the bay
He was named Gankplank, what the hey!
He shot a monk named Lee
But then took an arrow to the knee
But he ate some oranges, and it was 'k


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Agulot

Senior Systems Administrator

01-24-2012
2 of 2 Riot Posts

A champ named siver I did play
and used q to keep ememies at bay
My attack seemed to stall
to my trick they did fall
And i nice little gank was thier pay


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Keaton Lee

Senior Member

01-24-2012

There is a vampire on mid
To that which Annie hid
Not only did he not sparkle
He also had a very frightful cackle
Finally, he used Hemorrhage to kill the kid.

There once was an annoying fox
That annoyed Pantheon so much he threw her in a box
Ahri attempted to use her stupid hearts
But all she got was Kog'Maw's farts
She then died to Graves' meteor like rocks

Idefk.


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Chissana

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Recruiter

01-24-2012

As most any red will tell ya
Theirs isn’t a complex idea
When new content comes out
All the devs will shout
I guess we better nerf Irelia!

So I logged into lol today
Queued up, got ready to play
There was a malz up top
But I never did stop
Cause I ate some oranges and was k


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Psychromaniac

Member

01-24-2012

There once was a champ named Jax
Who's dodge people said was Hax
in a patch he was through
and the summoners knew
that a viable position he now lacks.


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I Thunderclese I

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Senior Member

02-20-2012

As a supporter, I help people own.
However underrated, as supporters are shown.
My support pick, in my mind is unknown.
If I don't pick fast, my turn will be blown.

Should I pick Sona?
An unlikely Leona?
A Taric? No. Then Who?
A Soraka for You?
No, just pick the Bull.
For the Alistar one-two!

(Alistar one-two: pulverize headbutt combo)


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I Thunderclese I

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Senior Member

02-20-2012

AS FOR A SPECIFIC CHAMPION....

His teammates cheer.
When they see his spear.
Enter the lane, where he appears.
To spill the blood.
No, cause a flood.
Using the red fluids under the SR's Sun.

The enemy doesn't know how.
They could allow.
Themselves to be sundered.
By a Legendary Xin Zhao.


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BurntElement

Member

02-22-2012

There once was a yordle named Poppy
Who, while fishing, caught a large crappie
The fish jumped in the air
(Cause Fizz put it there)
Should have realized the water was choppy!


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IS15ae86e1c3de7a2369ab3

Senior Member

02-22-2012

The Card Master, Twisted Fate,
Keeps getting nerfed because he's too great.
His gold card stuns
under the tower; they're done.
He serves as the best kind of bait.


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Tune of Fish

Member

02-22-2012

There once was a wee little soraka
Who's allies could no longer talka,
the Enemy charged in, to go for the win
but that lil champ did stop 'em

(the soraka pentakill to win the game, was on top lol plays)