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There once was a fox of nine tails
With a ball in hand she prevailed
She threw it at me
and sent foxes 3
and soon I found i had failed
If you have an allergy to Bees
That may make you cough, or sneeze
There's a doctor for all
Who'd answer a house call
But Mundo will only go if he please.
El Killer Duck
I hope I don't get banned for this one...
Alas the poor blacksmith called Doran
Who's passion lied in the forgin'
with talent unsurpassed
but a kick from his a.s.s.
Sent him to the League a new man
It was another game in the rift,
Where through solo-queue I did sift.
With a smile I see once again,
An enemy Evelynn,
It's like this win was a gift.
I try to harrass bottom,
with Ice Blast I almost caught 'em,
but then there was a gank
and soon my hopes did sank,
Sadly- i never got 'em
Here stands a daughter of mages
with a power that's been unseen for ages
at the sweet age of five
with teddy bear trapped inside
the demon bear Tibbers who rages
another Annie one:
innocent and hauntingly skillful
and relying with no help from wriggles
the shear spark of her flame
leaves staggered champions slain
as she skips out of sight with a giggle
And one about Ryze:
Self imposed protector of the scroll
would destroy the whole world it was fortold
but while he lay dead perchance
at the page i quickly did glance
and found it was Taric's diary - Oh NO!
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