Funniest one liners you have heard

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Iverna

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Senior Member

11-13-2011

My friend proceeded to take blue with Garen whenever he had red, and I would just ?? him...
his response?
"It makes me look pretty."

I also got a raging Alistar the other day, I wrote as follows:
"I think you've got a case of mad cow"


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xStrangeCloudx

Senior Member

11-13-2011

I had an an enemy olaf talking A LOT of sh it against me the other day..(I was nasus) and so we decided to 1v1 and I totally raped him...and the conversation went like this

Olaf: LUCKY NEWB, MY ULT WAS ON CD AND U NEED GUARDIAN ANGEL. QQ BADDIE
Me: Sit your 5 dollar a$$ down before I make change!
Olaf: BADDIE

my best one liner


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blames the lag

Senior Member

11-13-2011

Someone once raged on me and said something along the lines of "**** you," to which I replied "I can ask Daddy if you want, but I bet he says 'no.'"


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Painful Dream

Senior Member

11-13-2011

"fagget emo u like men".

Typical BRs.


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Illusia

Release Coordinator

11-13-2011
3 of 3 Riot Posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shrewsy View Post
"So I guess skill isn't a prerequisite for employment at Riot..."
Woah, me too


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Crayon Colorer

Member

11-13-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMitchell View Post
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGiQ3AWKqI&feature=relmfu


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Seren77

Senior Member

11-13-2011

Occupy damacia


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Belaire

Senior Member

11-13-2011

Me: leesin, look at your minimap wtf map awareness
Leesin: Dude I'm Leesin, i'm blind....


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LordRandomness

Senior Member

11-13-2011

AP Gragas, after getting a kill with bodyslam: "You can't ignore my girth"


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ImIndustructible

Senior Member

11-13-2011

Long time ago,

Shaco(enemy): You are so cheap, I was watching bot.

(He was caught and slain at our red when he attempted to steal it)

EDIT: Another One:

Enemy Twisted Fate and Mordekaiser was spotted passing by Baron due to ward and got 4v2 gank.

Twisted Fate(enemy): ****ing Map Hack, CHEATERS!