My friend proceeded to take blue with Garen whenever he had red, and I would just ?? him...
"It makes me look pretty."
I also got a raging Alistar the other day, I wrote as follows:
"I think you've got a case of mad cow"
I had an an enemy olaf talking A LOT of sh it against me the other day..(I was nasus) and so we decided to 1v1 and I totally raped him...and the conversation went like this
Olaf: LUCKY NEWB, MY ULT WAS ON CD AND U NEED GUARDIAN ANGEL. QQ BADDIE
Me: Sit your 5 dollar a$$ down before I make change!
my best one liner
Someone once raged on me and said something along the lines of "**** you," to which I replied "I can ask Daddy if you want, but I bet he says 'no.'"
"fagget emo u like men".
Me: leesin, look at your minimap wtf map awareness
Leesin: Dude I'm Leesin, i'm blind....
AP Gragas, after getting a kill with bodyslam: "You can't ignore my girth"
Long time ago,
Shaco(enemy): You are so cheap, I was watching bot.
(He was caught and slain at our red when he attempted to steal it)
EDIT: Another One:
Enemy Twisted Fate and Mordekaiser was spotted passing by Baron due to ward and got 4v2 gank.
Twisted Fate(enemy): ****ing Map Hack, CHEATERS!
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