Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,900 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,439 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,794 25.71%
Jesse Perring 3,796 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,119 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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MrCrumb

Associate Brand Manager

09-29-2009
11 of 90 Riot Posts

-It was Jesse Perring who discovered that the meaning of life is 42.

-Some astronomers still believe earth is the center of the universe due to Jesse Perring's existence on this planet.

-Jesse Perring can play LoL on a laptop touchpad.


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ByronicHero

Web Content Editor

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09-29-2009
12 of 90 Riot Posts

- Jesse Perring can level his champion to 19.


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Woozl

Senior Member

09-29-2009

-Chuck Norris was a leprous ******, and then Jesse Perring looked at him.
-Tryndamere's ultimate is based off of Jesse Perring.
-When Jesse Perring uses Cho'Gath's ultimate, children go missing.


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Keyn

Member

09-29-2009

-When Jesse Perring walks by, Evelynn stands up straight.

-Jesse Perring can eat Cho'Gath.


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Arete

Senior Member

09-29-2009

-Jesse Perring plays as Gangplank, cause even Jesse Perring thinks pirates are cool.


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ketchup

Senior Member

09-29-2009

-Jesse Perring knows the correct method to unlocking Urf the Manatee


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The Water Bear

Senior Member

09-29-2009

-Jesse Perring's summoner levels is 31.


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DeaThShiNoBi

Senior Member

09-29-2009

Jesse Perring created the universe in 5 days. Beat that God.

He rested all weekend.


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El Lazor

Member

09-29-2009

Jesse Perring sucks and you can't prove me wrong.


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DeaThShiNoBi

Senior Member

09-29-2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by El Lazor View Post
Jesse Perring sucks and you can't prove me wrong.
By saying his name, I prove you wrong.