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-It was Jesse Perring who discovered that the meaning of life is 42.
-Some astronomers still believe earth is the center of the universe due to Jesse Perring's existence on this planet.
-Jesse Perring can play LoL on a laptop touchpad.
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- Jesse Perring can level his champion to 19.
-Chuck Norris was a leprous ******, and then Jesse Perring looked at him.
-Tryndamere's ultimate is based off of Jesse Perring.
-When Jesse Perring uses Cho'Gath's ultimate, children go missing.
-When Jesse Perring walks by, Evelynn stands up straight.
-Jesse Perring can eat Cho'Gath.
-Jesse Perring plays as Gangplank, cause even Jesse Perring thinks pirates are cool.
-Jesse Perring knows the correct method to unlocking Urf the Manatee
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-Jesse Perring's summoner levels is 31.
Jesse Perring created the universe in 5 days. Beat that God.
He rested all weekend.
Jesse Perring sucks and you can't prove me wrong.
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