Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,905 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,443 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,800 25.72%
Jesse Perring 3,801 25.73%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,131 82.10%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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RiotTravisGoetz

Member

09-29-2009

It is said that Jesse Perring never looks up at the stars and wonders.. because he already knows.

Jesse Perring has never picked a blue or red card.

Jesse Perring voting not to surrender automatically ends the game with a win for his team.


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Lightstriker

Adjudicator

09-29-2009

- Jesse's breath destroys spell shields.


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Malkir

Member

09-29-2009

When Jesse Perring uses Pulverize, the champions are sent through their summoners monitors and they are KO'd.
When the servers go down, it is simply because Jesse Perring is letting the Riot staff take a break from their mouse wheels.


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Katai

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Senior Member

09-29-2009

When Jesse Perring plays Corki, the helicopter runs on tormented souls of forsaken orphans, reducing greenhouse gas emissions by 100%.


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Skribbles

Associate Writer

09-29-2009
5 of 90 Riot Posts

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When Jesse Perring plays Corki, the helicopter runs on tormented souls of forsaken orphans, reducing greenhouse gas emissions by 100%.
Win. You've just been promoted to Senior Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club.


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ByronicHero

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09-29-2009
6 of 90 Riot Posts

- When Jesse Perring picks Amumu as his champion, the mummy stops crying.
- Jesse Perring's Revive spell has no cooldown. Too bad he has never needed to use it.


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Ch0pst1x

Adjudicator

09-29-2009

When Jesse uses smite, everything on the map dies.


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Demandred

Senior Member

09-29-2009

Jesse Perring's alleged first words the moment he was born were "I will one day be part of the best game ever." Which fyi has come true.


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ihatehumans

Adjudicator

09-29-2009

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- When Jesse Perring runs over a mushroom, Teemo dies.
True Story

-When Jesse Perring is exhausted, he only hits for max HP and only moves at 1000 move speed.

-Someone once cast Zilean ulti on Jesse Perring, they made a movie called "Dawn of the Dead" about it.

-Annie has tibbers as a teddy bear, Jesse Perring has Alistar.

-When Ryze uses his ulti on Jesse Perring it only bounces on himself, and it deals damage.

-Mejai Soulstealer is Jesse Perring's diary.

-Jesse Perring didn't get an internship for Riot, Riot got an internship for Jesse Perring.


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Skribbles

Associate Writer

09-29-2009
7 of 90 Riot Posts

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-Mejai Soulstealer is Jesse Perring's diary.
You too are now a Senior Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club.