Funniest one liners you have heard

First Riot Post
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RitualFamine

Senior Member

08-24-2011

Enemy was about to get away with under 100 health, I was Alistar. Headbutt was on CD. I flashed, expecting to pulverize, but Alistar(I was built AP Alistar) crit, doing the goofy uppercut animation and killed the enemy. 0 extra AD, 0 extra crit
"TIGER UPPERCUT"


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ohmikegoodness

Senior Animator

08-25-2011
2 of 3 Riot Posts

I heard NougetTime say while owning face with Alistar

"IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL AND YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE"

dunno why that cracked me up so bad


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Omegafilter

Senior Member

08-25-2011

Someone face checked my whole team in a bush instantly died and said
"thats not were I parked my car."


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Shfflbair

Junior Member

08-25-2011

Had a teamfight where we went 1 for 4, only killing their Ryze.

Enemy Ryze: "WAS IT WORTH IT?"
Me: "Well at least we got a ryze out of you"


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Borygmos

Senior Member

08-25-2011

"**** THIS **** IM DONE" and alt+f4s
he was top againt me in tryn vs tryn lane and i was 32-6ish that game


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Othneil

Junior Member

08-25-2011

Come to base, we turn turrets off


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Duke Br0heimer

Senior Member

08-25-2011

"Have some space AIDS." - Malzahar


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CQReborn

Senior Member

08-25-2011

"U go I stay "

Said by a Brazilian Singed on my team as our team is being chased on the edge of death by the entire enemy team. They're about to catch us and he threw his slow and tackled their highlander ghost Yi to stop him, getting destroyed by the enemy team in the process.


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Myrmidont

Senior Member

08-25-2011

After waiting an hour for one's computer to load

"I had something witty to say about your computer but I grew out of that phase"


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Glo3BeaR

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Senior Member

08-25-2011

Nidalee called my Cowgirl MF skin sluutty

-"This, from the woman who turns into a cougar."