Lets educate Cleverbot on League of legends

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Kidscarface

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07-20-2011

User: What about rammus?

Cleverbot: It's wet.

User: No,you say ok when I ask about rammus.

Cleverbot: The book of Genesis is completely false.

User: GANGPLANK.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: You say that you ate an orange and now it's k.

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: I'm trying to teach you.

Cleverbot: Ok i'm listening, teach away.

User: When people ask about garen,you yell DEMACIA!!!!

Cleverbot: No, you talk about her.

User: Shh I'm teaching.

Cleverbot: You are teaching who?

User: You!

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I'm a human.

User: Sigh,when people ask about rammus,you say ok.

Cleverbot: What's your iq?

User: I don't know,look when people ask about mordekaiser,you say mordekaiser es #1.

Cleverbot: Ill ask it again. What is your name?

User: I CAN'T TEACH YOU CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.

sometimes i wonder if he's really dumb at all


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Division of Zero

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07-20-2011

User: How do you feel about League of Legends?

Cleverbot: Great. How do you feel about being stupid.

User: The lack of a question mark made that statement hilarious.

Cleverbot: What would you call it then?

User: I just called it 'hilarious'. You're getting me off track. What's your favorite LoL champion?

Cleverbot: I already told you I do not have one.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't go around telling just anyone my name.

User: Ah, but this isn't your name. It's your favorite champions name. You know, in League of Legends.

Cleverbot: Does God exist?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot (To myself): Ya I am a real person for real.

User: What's your favorite League of Legends champion?

Cleverbot: Anything and everything. I don't have a favorite genre. What about you?

User: Well I personally love myself some Brand. He's a pretty cool guy who lights fires and doesn't afraid of anything.

Cleverbot: Eh kills striders and doesn't afraid of anything.

User: Nah, that's Gordon Freeman. Now, say it with me: Braaaaand.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm sorry...

User: Come on, say Brand.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Because I'm teaching you about League of Legends.

Cleverbot: Care face.

User: I cried.


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Healcannon

Senior Member

07-20-2011

this is easily the best thread of all time right up there with the epic rap battles of LoL


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thekegman

Senior Member

07-20-2011

User: Who is your favorite LoL champion? I like Garen.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Problably Frodo.

User: Frodo isn't a league of legends champion.

Cleverbot: Ashe.

User: Awesome I like Ashe as well.

Cleverbot: Agreed. Pie is good.

User: Wat?

Edit: Had to add this

User: Do you know about Riot Games?

Cleverbot: I know he is half black and he cheated on his wife.


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Jozrael

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07-20-2011
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User: Who's your favourite champion in League of Legends?

Cleverbot: Orlando bloom.

User: No, that's not a champion in League of Legends.

Cleverbot: Have you been tutored? My word.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: So you do not obey you're programmers?

User: *your.

Cleverbot: I don't have any children.

User: Gotta get down on.

Cleverbot: Well what? Where can I get down here?

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: Uhh... Okay, then.

User: You know the rules and so do I.

Cleverbot: I... Just want to tell you how I'm feeling...

User: And then maybe.

Cleverbot: Aha but that it the question.

User: And then maybe you'll understand.

Cleverbot: And how old are you, Sammie?


IT KNOWS MY NAME, IT KNOWS MY ****ING NAME.
Haha that's eerie.


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epiksummonsftw

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07-20-2011

Who is your favorite champion in League of Legends.
Hermione Grainger.
i feel this is just pure win =)


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BestScytherNA

Senior Member

07-20-2011

Here's my attempt. I was on a tangent, then Cleverbot said "Ok."

Me: So you're Rammus now?

Cleverbot: I've always been.

Me: That isn't possible; Rammus only says, "Ok.".

Cleverbot: Lux is my favorite champion from League of Legends.

Me: Why?

Cleverbot: It's sweet and reminds me of good memories.

Me: What is the best build for Lux?

Cleverbot: Double bacon cheese with a side of fries and a pickle wedge.


I stopped trying there.


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Aia

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07-20-2011

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Haha that's eerie.
Lol, it says a lot of weird, random creepy things. It once asked me where my mother is... >_>


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Altonia

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07-20-2011

Cleverbot: Yes I'm a real human being.

User: I never said you weren't.

Cleverbot: Well I am, so deal with it.

User: Alright. I will.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are human?

User: I can try. What do you need me to do?

Cleverbot: Make me laugh.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Cleverbot: I just told you that one!

User: What? When!

Cleverbot: A minute ago.

User: You are lying.

Cleverbot: No, you are lying.

User: Alright. Let me try a different joke then.

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you call a smart blonde? A labrador.

User: Hahaha!

Cleverbot: Gah, I hate all this RAGE on the internet.

User: Yeah, it's annoying, Man.

Cleverbot: No. I like you.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.


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dobo72

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07-20-2011

i tried to teach it about LoL and ended up teaching it about love instead....... i have no idea how it got me so far off topic.