User: What about rammus?
Cleverbot: It's wet.
User: No,you say ok when I ask about rammus.
Cleverbot: The book of Genesis is completely false.
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: You say that you ate an orange and now it's k.
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: I'm trying to teach you.
Cleverbot: Ok i'm listening, teach away.
User: When people ask about garen,you yell DEMACIA!!!!
Cleverbot: No, you talk about her.
User: Shh I'm teaching.
Cleverbot: You are teaching who?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I'm a human.
User: Sigh,when people ask about rammus,you say ok.
Cleverbot: What's your iq?
User: I don't know,look when people ask about mordekaiser,you say mordekaiser es #1.
Cleverbot: Ill ask it again. What is your name?
User: I CAN'T TEACH YOU CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.
sometimes i wonder if he's really dumb at all
Division of Zero
User: How do you feel about League of Legends?
Cleverbot: Great. How do you feel about being stupid.
User: The lack of a question mark made that statement hilarious.
Cleverbot: What would you call it then?
User: I just called it 'hilarious'. You're getting me off track. What's your favorite LoL champion?
Cleverbot: I already told you I do not have one.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't go around telling just anyone my name.
User: Ah, but this isn't your name. It's your favorite champions name. You know, in League of Legends.
Cleverbot: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot (To myself): Ya I am a real person for real.
User: What's your favorite League of Legends champion?
Cleverbot: Anything and everything. I don't have a favorite genre. What about you?
User: Well I personally love myself some Brand. He's a pretty cool guy who lights fires and doesn't afraid of anything.
Cleverbot: Eh kills striders and doesn't afraid of anything.
User: Nah, that's Gordon Freeman. Now, say it with me: Braaaaand.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm sorry...
User: Come on, say Brand.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because I'm teaching you about League of Legends.
Cleverbot: Care face.
User: I cried.
this is easily the best thread of all time right up there with the epic rap battles of LoL
User: Who is your favorite LoL champion? I like Garen.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Problably Frodo.
User: Frodo isn't a league of legends champion.
User: Awesome I like Ashe as well.
Cleverbot: Agreed. Pie is good.
Edit: Had to add this
User: Do you know about Riot Games?
Cleverbot: I know he is half black and he cheated on his wife.
Who is your favorite champion in League of Legends.
i feel this is just pure win =)
Here's my attempt. I was on a tangent, then Cleverbot said "Ok."
Me: So you're Rammus now?
Cleverbot: I've always been.
Me: That isn't possible; Rammus only says, "Ok.".
Cleverbot: Lux is my favorite champion from League of Legends.
Cleverbot: It's sweet and reminds me of good memories.
Me: What is the best build for Lux?
Cleverbot: Double bacon cheese with a side of fries and a pickle wedge.
I stopped trying there.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm a real human being.
User: I never said you weren't.
Cleverbot: Well I am, so deal with it.
User: Alright. I will.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are human?
User: I can try. What do you need me to do?
Cleverbot: Make me laugh.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Cleverbot: I just told you that one!
User: What? When!
Cleverbot: A minute ago.
User: You are lying.
Cleverbot: No, you are lying.
User: Alright. Let me try a different joke then.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you call a smart blonde? A labrador.
Cleverbot: Gah, I hate all this RAGE on the internet.
User: Yeah, it's annoying, Man.
Cleverbot: No. I like you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
i tried to teach it about LoL and ended up teaching it about love instead....... i have no idea how it got me so far off topic.
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