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silenthunt 03-06-2013 02:56 AM

"Hey guys, I'm BotRK! Apparently I'm OP now!"
 
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Part 2 has been released, go read it now!

Attachment 629046 “Wow, this is great! I got buffed and now practically everyone buys me! I feel so popular!”

Attachment 629070 “Yeah, enjoy it kid. You’ve got one patch until they nerf you, maybe two if you’re lucky.”

Attachment 629046 “Aw man, really?”

Attachment 629070 “Yeah, it was two patches until they nerfed me. Warmog’s as well. Seems to be a lot of people complaining about you though, you may not be so lucky”.

Attachment 629046 “Jeez, that kinda sucks. Maybe it won’t be so bad, I mean the only reason everyone’s using me is cos health is so popular, maybe after a week or so people will learn to buy Randuin’s Attachment 629064 more and then I’ll--“

Attachment 629076 “LOL they just hotfixed you”

Attachment 629046 “What?!”

Attachment 629070 “LOL omg that was fast, you didn’t even last a week!”

Attachment 629081

Attachment 629076 “Talk about your fifteen minutes of fame huh? It’s alright kid, I didn’t last that long either. People complained about me for so long, they nerfed me even further even while all the pros were spamming Locket of the Iron Solari Attachment 629055 and Runic Bulwark Attachment 629068 in tournaments.”

Attachment 629046 *sniff* “It’s okay, I trust Xypherous, he works hard. I’m sure if we get overnerfed he’ll re-tune us so that we can still be viable.”








---Meanwhile at Riot HQ---

Attachment 629078 “F*** IT THIS IS TOO HARD, FIRST BC THEN WARMOGS NOW BOTRK, I’LL JUST RE-BUFF AND RE-RELEASE EVERY SINGLE ITEM TO WHEN THEY WERE STUPIDLY OP”

---Next Patch---








Attachment 629046 “Hey guys look, they reverted my nerf! I guess they changed their minds, huh?”

Attachment 629070 “Never mind you, look at me! They reverted my nerfs too, my flat armor penetration isn’t even unique anymore!”

Attachment 629076 “Omg jealouuuuuuus, they reverted my nerfs too, and since everyone’s gonna be stacking you again I guess I’ll be more popular than ever! But seriously, what is Riot thinking? I mean, your passive is non-unique now? What gives?”

Attachment 629046 “Lord almighty, what happened here?! There’s burnt pieces of flesh and blood everywhere, what a massacre! What unholy force could have done this?”

Attachment 629070 “Oh dear god in heaven. Guys, look over there.”








Attachment 629069Attachment 629069Attachment 629069Attachment 629048Attachment 629069Attachment 629069Attachment 629069 “DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAA‼‼!”



Attachment 629046 “Good grief! Why is Garen stacking all those Sunfire Capes? How terribly inefficient!”

Attachment 629070 “Oh, right. You weren’t here to see this before, kid. Sunfire Cape used to have a non-unique passive, so champions like Garen could stack it to become unkillable while doing tons of damage. And you thought Warmog’s was bad.”

Attachment 629046 “Whoa, that’s pretty crazy. But that’s fine cos I was designed to counter high health! You and I just have to work together with Last Whisper Attachment 629085, we’ll take these guys down in no time--“








Attachment 629061Attachment 629061Attachment 629061Attachment 629054Attachment 629058 *dodge* *dodge**dodge**dodge**dodge**dodge* *dodge*



Attachment 629046 “WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL IS THIS BLACK MAGIC”

Attachment 629076 “Oh yeah, there used to be this thing called ‘Dodge’ in the game. Phantom Dancer was pretty insane back then. Don’t even get me started on pre-nerf Jax stacking Phantom Dancers, that crazy mother could dodge the fountain laser.”

Attachment 629047 “Step aside honey buns, let the REAL health counter do its work.”

Attachment 629046 “Deathfire Grasp? What do you mean the REAL health counter? Your active deals the same amount of damage as mine!”

Attachment 629047 “That’s the nerfed me. The old me dealt 25% of your current health + 4% per 100 AP. Evelynn Attachment 629086 could build AP and two-shot squishies LOL.

Attachment 629065 “Pfft, amateur.”

Attachment 629047 “Who the hell are you?”

Attachment 629065 “Don’t you recognize me? I’m you, pre-pre-nerf DFG. When a champion deals spell damage I immediately deal 10% of your current health in damage, and that’s not even reduced for DoTs. You think Teemo’s Attachment 629087 OP with Liandry’s Torment Attachment 629088? Think again.”

Attachment 629082 “Come here for a second”

Attachment 629083 “You have slain an enemy”

Attachment 629076 “WHAT IS HAPPENIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG”

Attachment 629070 “Oh my god! They killed Warmog’s!”

Attachment 629046 “You bastards!”

Attachment 629070 “Something is seriously wrong with League of Legends. It’s like they’ve reverted every single nerf for every god forsaken OP item ever released in this game!”

Attachment 629046 “Good heavens, that Vlad Attachment 629090 stacking Hextech Revolvers Attachment 629051 just healed back to full from one minion wave!”

Attachment 629070 “Hey, is that…? No way…”








Attachment 629052



Attachment 629075 *gasp* "COULD IT BE?”

Attachment 629052 “Hey there sexy, looking for a good time?”

Attachment 629075 “COME HERE MY PRECIOUS”

Attachment 629057 “LOL JOKES" *removes Innervating Locket*

Attachment 629074Attachment 629071Attachment 629073Attachment 629045Attachment 629062 “Fak u Moarjello”

Attachment 629046 “****, that Jax Attachment 629054 from before is stacking Hextech Gunblades Attachment 629050 now. The horror.”

Attachment 629070 “Good grief, Heart of Gold Attachment 629049 is back! With armor and non-unique Gp10 and everything!”

Attachment 629079 “Whatup dawg”

Attachment 629046 “What the hell are you?”

Attachment 629079 “I’m Rabadon’s mother-lovin’ Deathcap Attachment 629091 and Zhonya’s sexy-as Hourglass figure Attachment 629092 in one magnificent package, fool.”

Attachment 629093 “<3”

Attachment 629046 “Who ever thought this was a good idea?”

Attachment 629070 “Oh hey look, those items got their nerfs reverted too…”








---Meanwhile at Riot HQ---

Attachment 629057 “Xypherous you fool! You reverted the nerfs on Trinity Force Attachment 629072 and Wit’s End Attachment 629077 ?! Do you realize what you’ve done? YOU’VE BUFFED IRELIA! Attachment 629053 HOLD STILL WHILE I SMITE Attachment 629094 THEE!”



Attachment 629063 “DON’T TOUCH XYPH MORELLO HE BUFFED MY TRINITY FORCE, TONS OF DAMAGE‼!”



Attachment 629078 “ARGHHH RIVEN ORIANNA RENEKTON LULU Attachment 629067Attachment 629060Attachment 629066Attachment 629056

BY YOUR OP POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET” Attachment 629059


Attachment 629057Attachment 629063Attachment 629078 “YARGHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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Attachment 629080 “Hai guise great to be back - wow what the hell happened here?”

>>>Mini Update: Xin & Teemo<<<

Attachment 629059 Yaaaay 2000 upvotes, I love you guise.
Keep this bumped and upvote!

Frostnight 03-06-2013 03:01 AM

I have read the most awesome thing ever.

0xiDIzE 03-06-2013 03:01 AM

Lawlz.

MurderDeathSquad 03-06-2013 03:02 AM

the good ol days

TrufflePigg 03-06-2013 03:03 AM

lol

Junpei Tenmyouji 03-06-2013 03:03 AM

i'm crying

send help

Talamare 03-06-2013 03:05 AM

Epic

DFG 2 shot?
How about 1 shot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBc-kbHzOM

AA247 03-06-2013 03:05 AM

op forgot the part where madreds used to stack. Get two and you could instagib anyone with WW ult.

ecneregilleb 03-06-2013 03:05 AM

Epic

Tails66 03-06-2013 03:06 AM

lol and people whining about Season 3 seem to have forgotten the old op things.

This thread is awesome lol.


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