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Telamox 10-15-2012 07:18 PM

Darius writes a book.
 
This idea came about due to the topic opened by VegaMyster regarding a change to Darius ultimate to give a team buff instead of the CD refresh (based on his lore). Sudden inspiration and now it's time to write this idea and see if the community will like it or not.

I might add extra chapters as I think of them in relation to Darius and his military expertise.

I'm not sure if this would be considered Fan Fiction or not, but here goes:

Morale Raising: The Secret Techniques That Will Inspire Your Army to Never Surrender!

By Darius, Hand of Noxus

Chapter 1: Dealing with Low Morale

In the event of low morale among your soldiers during a war, follow these simple steps to inspire your troops to victory!

Step 1: Find your Commanding Officer (or another soldier).
Step 2: Accuse them of cowardice.
Step 3: Decapitate them in front of all the friendly soldiers
Step 4: Give the remaining soldiers a look that says 'I will do the same to you if you run away from this fight.'
Step 5: Congratulations! Your troops should no longer be afraid to fight. If not, repeat Steps 1-4 until they are no longer afraid to fight.

Still Eternity 10-15-2012 07:45 PM

I feel like the joke will be every chapter is basically,

Discover Problem

"Chop Someone's Head Off"

????

Profit!

Telamox 10-15-2012 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Still Eternity (Hozzászólás 30266576)
I feel like the joke will be every chapter is basically,

Discover Problem

"Chop Someone's Head Off"

????

Profit!

Hmm, now that you mention it, your right. Damnit. I had hoped I could get a proper book from it lol. Ah well.

Even his book can be summerised by this picture:
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/gfa5u

Methredhele 10-21-2012 12:53 AM

You mean
Darius can read and write? XD
Lol not bad!


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