Darius writes a book.
This idea came about due to the topic opened by VegaMyster regarding a change to Darius ultimate to give a team buff instead of the CD refresh (based on his lore). Sudden inspiration and now it's time to write this idea and see if the community will like it or not.
I might add extra chapters as I think of them in relation to Darius and his military expertise.
I'm not sure if this would be considered Fan Fiction or not, but here goes:
Morale Raising: The Secret Techniques That Will Inspire Your Army to Never Surrender!
By Darius, Hand of Noxus
Chapter 1: Dealing with Low Morale
In the event of low morale among your soldiers during a war, follow these simple steps to inspire your troops to victory!
Step 1: Find your Commanding Officer (or another soldier).
Step 2: Accuse them of cowardice.
Step 3: Decapitate them in front of all the friendly soldiers
Step 4: Give the remaining soldiers a look that says 'I will do the same to you if you run away from this fight.'
Step 5: Congratulations! Your troops should no longer be afraid to fight. If not, repeat Steps 1-4 until they are no longer afraid to fight.
I feel like the joke will be every chapter is basically,
"Chop Someone's Head Off"
Even his book can be summerised by this picture:
Darius can read and write? XD
Lol not bad!
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