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Sessorach 09-24-2011 08:35 AM

I broke up with my annoying girlfriend so I could play Dominion today
 
I saw the announcement this morning, and immediately called my obnoxious girlfriend up. I made up some lame excuse about how I needed some space and we should see other people, but she asked me "are you going to play that stupid game again today?" because, well, I've been loving Dominion the past few days. Which was awesome, because then I acted hurt that she "disrespected me and my interests"; she felt bad about saying it, AND I had a good reason to dump her.

Crystal Scar, here I come!

Churchy 09-24-2011 08:36 AM

Good thing you have your priorities in order, sir.

Lycoriae 09-24-2011 08:36 AM

Cool story

Vinnie 09-24-2011 08:36 AM

What announcement?

MountainGapGoat 09-24-2011 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sessorach (Hozzászólás 14884677)
I saw the announcement this morning, and immediately called my obnoxious girlfriend up. I made up some lame excuse about how I needed some space and we should see other people, but she asked me "are you going to play that stupid game again today?" because, well, I've been loving Dominion the past few days. Which was awesome, because then I acted hurt that she "disrespected me and my interests"; she felt bad about saying it, AND I had a good reason to dump her.

Crystal Scar, here I come!

What's her #?

If she asks if you're playing a stupid game tell her the truth. "No. It's a fun ass mother****ing game."

Then proceed to tell her to respect you and make you a ****ing sandwich.

The tell her to suck your **** while you play.

Then treat her nicely and take her on a date.



Rinse and repeat.

AdHominem 09-24-2011 08:37 AM

This guy wins the internet

DspartaN868 09-24-2011 08:37 AM

Why don't u marry LoL while you're at it.

Trotan 09-24-2011 08:37 AM

I was gonna downvote, but then she called League stupid. How dare she.

Ozypandias 09-24-2011 08:37 AM

Hell yeah! Who needs emotional scars when you can be playing on the CRYSTAL SCAR!

Spartaan 09-24-2011 08:38 AM

No Dominion today buddy


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