|Only Fiddle Mid
||03-26-2010 04:42 AM
Made a few corrections, I think it flows a bit better overall now. +1!
Imagine the following scenario if you please. It's Thursderp afternoon. You've just gotten home after a long day of Derp and Derping Derp. Being the derp derp that you are, you've had to correct your teachers on the numerous amounts of derp they habitually do not make during class. I mean, seriously, how much of a derp can you be, Gosh. After all, not everyone sits in the back row like you do, it might be hard for them to tell. So anyways, you grab your medication from your mom whom you live with still after 35 years, hop into your stool, log onto the LoL forums and scroll through the latest buzz in the Guides and Strategy section. THE STORY ENDS HERE. Sniperness is pleased at what you find and he will explain it to you.
Top Thread Topics:
New Shaco Viable?
Guide: How to be a good player
Omfg awesome combo Tiamat + Wit's End
Guide: Kassadin: Discussing the over-discussed
Best 2-person combos in game
Seem like bad threads, yes? No. Sure, people ignore them, but I'm willing to bet my computer that most of you who see those threads instantly think something like:
A. WOW THATS NEW
D. Now where did I put my medication again...
E. Insert your genitals here
F. All of the above
And by the way my computer is powerful; I'm the guy with the 2 nanosecond loading time so if I'm right about this I could care less. Take my computer so I can steal another one.
Now, why are these threads giving me hardons (and the rest of those who are too brave to not post anything) so much. Because, frankly, we become aroused at the fact that you're trying to be this thoughtful, oh look at me I can't use my brain, I don't know how to use the word "viable" after seeing other people use it, fellow derp LoL thinker. You say that you're fake and that you really don't want to learn and discuss? I call truth sir and you must spend an eternity serving as part of my bondage crew, (yeah I'm the rainman, *****. Obese, derp, cute, and have a sea monkey in my pants.)
You wanna know if Shaco is viable? Go make a thread about it you smart man. Don't try him out and you better not tell me if he's viable. Btw, continue saying the word "viable." Yes, you are smart because you can say it. Yes, you are masking your true question, which is: Do you like spam? And yes, you're giving Snipes a lot of hardons and Snipes has took his viagra but not his meds and will soon explode all over Vesuvius and onto his clan-mates for no reason and will get banned from his vent and cry. (And then find you and touch you while you sleep over the course of a year, and I'm an Derpity Derp in training so actually I probably could make that happen seeings as I do it every night to my Indian roommate can so call me if you are interested)
So you're just one of those sad-and-emo kids, I'm here to cry to others, why not spread a little derp around to sadden everyones' games, crying-emo derping man kind of guy? Well I suck my thumb at you and spit at your genitals because I do it too. You want to post "10 Tips to sucking on a hotdog?" (haha puns, get it? LoLer! ^.^), well chances are everyone learned a lot from that whole thread. And if they didn't, they won't remember to use it next time and/or would have learned it anyways on their own cuz HOLY **** OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DERP DERP DISEASE AND CAN DERP TOO!! All-in-all, it's just a pleasure on everyone's eyes when they see the 15th thread about tips and tricks of this game. (Psst, here's a little hint: ADKJASDLKSDFLKSER woops sorry my meds are defiantly needed.) So go out and make threads about it.
Food combos sound great on paper but take that **** to the food network and even then, adsklesd83ur DERP DERP DERPIDTY DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP oh **** I REALLY NEED MY MEDS. We've all thought about food combos in hopes of having people +1 our delicious bacon. Chances are it's something new. Chocolate + Bacon? Yes it's never been thought of before you suggested it, come up with more stuff already!
We need anymore Kassadin guides for the love of God. We need more people asking if DPS Kassadin is viable. KEEP SAYING VIABLE! ARGHRAGE! MEDICATION PLEASE HOLY DERP!
You get the point. Keep giving me hardons.
Save the whales. When you come home to play LoL, all you need to is tilt your head to the side, smile and drool a little, and press QWER really fast, I do it all the time!
Also, not too sure at how the feedback will be, but give it your best shot! I'm expecting fabulous responses and they certainly are erotic. HAHAHAHA! Derp.
<insert generic shout-outs of people that pretend to be my friend because I have none in real life here>