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Urgownerer 03-14-2011 10:02 PM

Ur Got Mail: Mailman Urgot (Feat. Concept Art)
 
Please be of making post to keep thread at top of page!

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Mailman Urgot
Woah now I know what you are of thinking, what is this Mailman Urgot business? Well you see the world is intricate place with many happening-doings and one of these is the wonderous service of mail delivery. Every day thousands of people go to work and make deliverings of the mail and parcels to the home of you so that you can keep in touch with peoples and get big bills that make you very stress.

It is only fair that there is great representation of this glorious service and as such I petition that Riot is to also be of making delivery of a Mailman Urgot legendary skin so that we can all enjoy the magnificent experience of giving people packages. It is like every day is Christmas day!

Since I am knowing that great developments must be explained in great depth like Runterran Ocean, I have used wisdom bestowed upon me by very delicious mushroom I find growing underneath house yesterday. It allow me to predict future questions which you are being think of right at this moment as you read.

But Urgownerer, Urgot is a stitched up man with a big claw and a harpoon that make magic return every time! How can he be doing delivery work? - UrgotFan86

Do not fear my friend, for if you make think very quickly it become apparant to you! Urgot stitched up from too many bite of dog like a Nasus! Very common when be a mailman. His big claw is handy for grip large parcel when making delivery, and magical harpoon also good at delivering mail over long distance to avoid bite of dog like a Nasus.

But Urgownerer, I am unimaginative and the concept of Mailman Urgot is so great that my mind is overloaded so I am unable to grasp how he may appear! - I Love Mail24

Do not fear my friend, for I have been many study Art and I can supply you with a breathtaking photorealistic watercolor painting of Mailman Urgot created by Michaelangelo himself when he envisioned what would become his ultimate masterpiece.

Discovered on a dreary Thursday morning in an abandoned house in Italian, it is with much happy I present this to you:
http://i.imgur.com/rE5cN.jpg

But Urgownerer, how can we make Hunter of Acid and Noxian Corrosive Charge fit in with glorious service of mailman? - UrgotDaBest

Do not fear my friend, for as you can see in the amazing concept art provided, Hunter of Acid has mail attatched to it very carefully! And by launching it to a player with or without lock-on you can assure they are recieving mail that make happy or bill that make stress personally and professionally. Noxian Corrosive Charge has no place in making Christmas every day, so instead he fires people eagerly awaited parcels! If you are still having trouble thinking of how it may looking, I have provided you with an intricately detailed picture of how they might appear in-game!
http://i.imgur.com/TcZzu.jpg

But that is not all we must be adding! There is recent development of very advanced type of mail called electronic mail, and no mailman would be caught dead without being on top of the technology. So every time Urgot ultimate somebody with his Hyper-Kinetic Position Reverser, he also give to them electronic their mailings too, and those around will hear this message to notify them that they have make recieve electronic mail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBLiHpkcOk

Urgot Speech
After much of the divining I have seen Nekrotik make posting very epic unit quote which are very deliver like Mailman Urgot. Once again very thank to Nekrotik for his great input which is of the very winning. I have made tiny tweak but original post is on page 11 if you wish to see. They are of following:

Movement/Attacking
■"Cannot rest!"
■"Death is the only excuse...for undelivered packages."
■"Delivery received!"
■"Endless parcels."
■"Deliver!"
■"Guard dogs are torment"
■"Mailtruck activated."
■"I detect the presence of coupons and free perfume samples."
■"Must deliver."
■"Only I will remain...timely in my deliveries."
■"Letters ready!"
■"The fortunate will...receive their packges in 6 to 8 weeks!"
■"The gift of eternal stamps."
■"They will know postage fees."

Taunt
■"I've got something for you, just sign right...HERE!."

Joke
■"Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor hail... will stop the delivering of Urgot mail"


So if this idea is making you very pleased then please make post offering support so Riot can see overwhelming majority demand representation of glorious service of mail delivering. Tell all friend so that soon one day we can all hear a *Beep Beep - Urgot Mail* to notify us of electronic mailings

Thank you for make reading all the way!

Kwisatz Haderach 03-14-2011 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urgownerer (Hozzászólás 6978066)

Thank you for make reading all the way!

i lol'd

Black Heart 03-14-2011 10:04 PM

Okay. First the title made me smile. Then the art made me chuckle.

THEN you brought out the truly big guns as I was reading the post. You, sir, may have my +1.

UrgotFan86 03-14-2011 10:04 PM

But Urgownerer, Urgot is a stitched up man with a big claw and a harpoon that make magic return every time! How can he be doing delivery work?

xNECROx 03-14-2011 10:05 PM

no thanks

I Love Mail24 03-14-2011 10:05 PM

But Urgownerer, I am unimaginative and the concept of Mailman Urgot is so great that my mind is overloaded so I am unable to grasp how he may appear!

Cybeats681 03-14-2011 10:06 PM

/singed

The Johninator 03-14-2011 10:06 PM

This is awesome.

UrgotDaBest 03-14-2011 10:06 PM

But Urgownerer, how can we make Hunter of Acid and Noxian Corrosive Charge fit in with glorious service of mailman?

Kaprica 03-14-2011 10:23 PM

ok that is pretty lol


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