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-   -   ۞۞ I just read the funniest Tribunal case in the history of LoL. ۞۞ (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2984050)

Postal Doughnut 01-08-2013 05:30 PM

۞۞ I just read the funniest Tribunal case in the history of LoL. ۞۞
 
The Reported: Go kill yourself, fatass Gragas.
Gragas: ?
The Reported: I bet you finger mayo cans before you go to sleep.
The Reported: You then jack off inside the mayo and then cover your face in it, shortly before licking it all off.
The Reported: Fatass. I bet you also masturbate the can after you're done.
The Reported: While saying "Oh baby, it's okay, Daddy's home."
Gragas: The **** have you been smoking? Lmao
The Reported: The **** have you been eating? Oh. That's right. Mayo.
The Reported: You cover your face in mayo every time you wake up.
The Reported: You then put your dick into mayo just to act like you got it wet.
The Reported: Fatass. Lose some weight.
Gragas: I'm only 140 pounds...
The Reported: 140 pounds of mayo in your fridge, fatass.
The Reported: Your arm-pits smell like mayo. I can smell it from all the way out here.
The Reported: Fatass.
Gragas: ROFL, I'm just going to report you now...

click d or f 01-08-2013 05:31 PM

I never knew you can masturbate cans, good to know.

SlumlordThanatos 01-08-2013 05:31 PM

I lol'd. Occasionally you get a good troll you can punish in Tribunal, and it makes it all worthwhile.

ComanderMolander 01-08-2013 05:31 PM

tribunal link or gtfo

no way someone thinks up something that clever and has time to type it ingame

roswends 01-08-2013 05:31 PM

Poor Gragas.

noiradle3 01-08-2013 05:32 PM

the guys that reply to getting called fat with 'i'm only xx pounds' are always the mega-obese fatty ones

Nicodemous 01-08-2013 05:32 PM

We lovez the Donut, but we hatez the Donut...

Ansaa 01-08-2013 05:34 PM

Fat-phobia is a thing?? :P

Nicodemous 01-08-2013 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noiradle3 (Hozzászólás 33290884)
the guys that reply to getting called fat with 'i'm only xx pounds' are always the mega-obese fatty ones

So by that logic admitting I am 6 foot 325ish means I am actually more like 5'10" and 160?

Postal Doughnut 01-08-2013 05:34 PM

We all know that keg ain't filled with alcohol, fatass. It's mayo you always squirt all over yourself in the shower, fatass.


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