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Outlaw466 12-31-2012 11:29 AM

How to win every single game.
Just a few tips that I have found extremely useful.

Step 1: Pick Darius
Step 2: Pick up your cat
Step 3: Set him/her on the keyboard and go make yourself a sandwich.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.

I also found if you do not own a cat, Rolling your face on the keyboard left to right works wonders.

Enjoy summoners! get that PENTA-KILL!

PogoPogoPogoPogo 12-31-2012 11:54 AM

He's not that good.

easpider 12-31-2012 12:17 PM

I dunno. 1 shotting anyone under 50% health is pretty neat.

Enconex 12-31-2012 12:39 PM

No one seems to understand just how badly you can shut down Darius players. As a person who used to main jax top, I would look forward to facing a Darius, as he is one of the easiest champs for me to get first blood on. I could also beat him easily with jayce, lee sin, and nidalee.

SpyderJ 12-31-2012 01:23 PM

Always fun to watch people squirm at the sight of darius, fearing him due to their inability to deal with him. I am filled with joy at the sight of an enemy top darius. My picks of choice for him you ask? Jayce and Yorick. Jayce you just poke him freely, and when he pulls u, Melee E him away and go back to messing with him. After level 7 or 8 u can almost full combo him for a 100-0 kill. Darius can build tanky but I love it when they do that in this new meta of armor penetration being rediculous. 25% Auto attack debuff due to jayces stance change to ranged form, 35% from last whisper, 25% from black cleaver. Yeah him building tanky isnt a problem as the game goes on.
And as for yorick, your free to harass darius, and if he pulls you, break everything out and you'll straight up out trade him. Those are two of literally the easiest counters.

Insharai 12-31-2012 01:28 PM

Lol I see Katarina poking at a keyboard with a confused look on her face.

Intellectional 12-31-2012 03:48 PM

Lol. Darius is actually pretty bad. Just pick Teemo, Kayle, Nidalee or Vlad and instawin. He's kinda scary in the jungle, but that's about it.

Voyles 12-31-2012 03:57 PM


For someone who is pretty bad, he seems to be above average in all lolking.net categories except for assists. I guess he usually finishes his kills. Of course he doesn't win 100% games as the poster suggest but I don't know the pet cat as player stats.

Intellectional 12-31-2012 04:07 PM

He wins games for the same reasons Garen wins games. He's a pubstomper- people who don't know how to deal with him just get destroyed by him. But if you pick someone with decent ranged poke and stay out of his Apprehend range, Darius is finished.

Stealhaus 12-31-2012 04:28 PM

Just played my first game as Darius (basically 2nd, but 1st I had 800 ping), got a penta-kill no joke, you can check my history.

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