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Jesus the Friend 12-28-2012 10:56 PM

One of the funniest stories I've heard in recent times...
 
So there's this country (?) called South Africa.
In this country, there are the highest incidence of violent crimes like murder, and more minuscule crimes like rape.
Anyway, a great deal of the population is HIV positive.
Now, here's the kicker;
There is a myth in South Africa that states that if a man has sexual intercourse with a virgin, he will be cured of HIV!
LOL

BUT IT GETS BETTER;
There was this corrupt politician named Jacob Zuma who was accused of rape.
During the ensuing media storm, the man said the following;
"Taking showers can reduce, or even prevent the transmitting of HIV, I took one so I wouldn't get infected"
HUGE MEDIA CIRCUS ENSUED
LOL

BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER;
Jacob Zuma is now the president of South Africa
LOL!!!!
GG

Mere Intricacy 12-28-2012 11:04 PM

You've never heard of South Africa.
Rape isn't minuscule.
Downvote.

Jesus the Friend 12-28-2012 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mere Intricacy (Hozzászólás 32945752)
You've never heard of South Africa.

I am not going to pretend that I knew the intricate geo-political details of South Africa because I didn't... I thought it was just a name for the southern portion of the African landmass, but I was clearly mistaken. It is its own country.

The person I was talking to from South Africa mentioned Australia, are there much relations between your peoples?

Quote:

Rape isn't minuscule.
Compared to murder, rape is small potatoes.

Mere Intricacy 12-28-2012 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus the Friend (Hozzászólás 32945851)
Compared to murder, rape is small potatoes.

Speaking from experience?

Jesus the Friend 12-28-2012 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mere Intricacy (Hozzászólás 32945929)
Speaking from experience?

Yes, I have been both raped and murdered.
By female porn stars... attractive ones.

No but seriously, destruction of the being is something substantially worse than minor , reparable damage.
Sometimes not even damage, just some nuisance.

Fujiou 12-28-2012 11:23 PM

Rape is small potatoes compared to murder.

But it is decidedly big potatoes next to anything else.

Dobagoh 12-28-2012 11:29 PM

When JtF read this story, he sang this.

GG

Quision 12-29-2012 08:12 AM

Yawn, typical Africa ****.

ThaBizness 12-29-2012 11:03 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWkGWmloIFw

Taria05 12-29-2012 01:59 PM

Rape is worse than murder.
Murder is quick, and death is a feasable concept.

It's difficult to understand yourself once you've been violated.


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