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Mere Intricacy 12-12-2012 03:24 AM

OMFG I just had the worse ****ing *** ever.
 
Like is was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad...
I don't know if I can even count it as ***..
Maybe he could but not too me..


Such a ****ing shame.
The date was going so well.
I mean he all the basics covered, job, car, living on his own, was reasonably attractive and we had the prefect banter going.
We were just hanging out on his lovesack watching movies eating pizza...
But like negative sexual compatibility .

This was our "after sex" conversation...
After I realized his dick was so small that I couldn't feel shit when he had it in, I was like .
"Oh I dunno, I don't think we should do this"
And he's like "Arrggh it's a bit late"
Like all of 20 seconds.
I was so bloody awkward
I just left straight
I don't think I'll ever speak to him again...

I don't even know how fucking thin his dick must of been to not feel anything...
Any time Adam or Bryte puts it's in, especially after not having sex for that long, it painful.
Like even after so many experinces them putting it in, still hurts..
And this guy nothing...

I couldn't even bring myself to fake any type of pleasure.
He knew I was dissapointed.
I feel kind of bad for him
But I'm just still in shock..

What a horrible end to a good date.

DaedricChampion 12-12-2012 03:26 AM

I'll show you mine if you show me yours first

Einheria Valesti 12-12-2012 03:27 AM

lets compare scars and i'll tell you who's is worse

DaedricChampion 12-12-2012 03:28 AM

let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words

Mere Intricacy 12-12-2012 03:29 AM

Huh?


I think I need a good fucking root...

Like I'm going a bit coco after that...

Taria05 12-12-2012 03:42 AM

why are random letters capitalized and underlined?

DaedricChampion 12-12-2012 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taria05 (Hozzászólás 32349939)
why are random letters capitalized and underlined?

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Taria05 12-12-2012 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaedricChampion (Hozzászólás 32349964)
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ah.

Well look at the bright side, at least you've actually had decent *** with people before. Or have even had good dates, for that matter...

the flail 12-12-2012 03:48 AM

edit: for the sake of connection

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaedricChampion (Hozzászólás 32349799)
let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words


Mere has *** with strangers
but still she complains
She gets by just fine sucking Adam all day

If head was a labor she'd slave til the end
She'd be your best friend if you'd just put it iiiiiiiiin...

edit: Sorry Mere, when words come to me so fast, I just gotta write it down somewhere =P

Memorylame 12-12-2012 03:58 AM

like an old catchers mitt....


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