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Lv 99 Rl0TEN 12-07-2012 02:38 PM

Adventures of Psychopath Teemo
 
Teemo sat in the bush, waiting. He gazed glassy-eyed at the sky, knowing the madness would come upon him, and smiled.

A sound in the brush just a few feet beside him alerted him to his enemy. He would not show himself. No. That is not the scout's code.

Everything they trained him for, all the death he had seen.. it prepared him for this. He allowed his victims to walk mere inches away from him, unaware of their fate.

He glimpsed white panties, polygon shaped muscles, and leaking oil. Minions traveled down a lane beside him, battering down upon their foes, neither wave winning nor losing. They did not think, and were here only for the purpose of the League.

A shocking resemblance to Teemo in his murderous state. His current state. There was one difference. He would not be in a perpetual state of tug of war.. NO. He would dominate them all. So poetic.

His prey sat in the brush, tense, and waiting for their own prey. How naive they are, he thought. His prey shifted their weight, just enough to be off balance.

What a costly mistake, Teemo thought. He sprang up, punctuating his relentless attacks with scout phrases. *whoosh* Never. *whoosh* Underestimate. *whoosh* The. *whoosh* Scout's. *whoosh*. Code.*

Lv 99 Rl0TEN 12-07-2012 02:41 PM

bump?

Malefic Vision 12-07-2012 02:43 PM

Ok.

Lv 99 Rl0TEN 12-07-2012 03:55 PM

Aren't I whimsical?

Goau 12-07-2012 04:06 PM

Wow. First time I've seen someone write about Teemo's other, less kind, side.4 out of 5.


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