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The Angel Knight 12-01-2012 08:43 PM

The Judicator's Domain (Ask Kayle)
 
Kayle wasn't one for socializing, but.. summoners recommended it. Kayle thus opened her home to those who wish to converse with her. Kayle's home was not much, simply a small little house that sat on the edge of Demacia, the vast skies reminded her of home. the timeless angel warrior stood at the doorway of her home her golden armor gleaming in the sunlight, her wings stretching out a little as she rolled her shoulders forward. Kayle sighed and looked out at the vast sky before addressing those who wished to speak to her, taking off her helmet, her golden locks falling over her face. The angel knight finally spoke, her voice strong, and commanding, yet soothing at the same time.

"It has come to my attention that champions and the like have created these "ask columns" and I suppose.. I should too. So come, ask me what you will."

And with that, Kayle walked into her home, her wings folding against her as she awaited the curiosity. Polishing her sword in the mean time.

Ask the Defender 12-01-2012 08:46 PM

Jayce entered and spoke 3 words...
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS?!

Ask Talon 12-01-2012 08:46 PM

Talon sat at Kayle's breakfast nook while he sharpened his blades with a whetstone.

"So... Do your feathers have any special properties? Oh, and you need to invest in better locks, immortal or not."

Ask Gragas 12-01-2012 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ask the Defender (Hozzászólás 31997940)
Jayce entered and spoke 3 words...
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS?!

The overly manly hunk of meat known as the manly man Gragas charges through Kayle's walls and melts it like BUTTER, not the manly kind of butter, but GAY BUTTER. So then the overly manly hunk of meat decides that Jayce is not manly enough to ask people what their breakfast is, because it's Jax, Man Gragas, Tryndamere, and EVERYONE ELSE WITH A BEARD, so he kicks the ugly, prince charming wannabe with a double wrestling kick, right on the face. Now, with that out of the way, the manly hunk of meat asks a better question:

WHAT'S YER LUNCH O' CHAMPIONS?!?!?!

Ask Fizz 12-01-2012 09:18 PM

Fizz pokes his head from Gragas' beard, asking yet another question.

And what's your dinner of champions while we're at it?

Ask Jaximus 12-01-2012 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ask Fizz (Hozzászólás 31998699)
Fizz pokes his head from Gragas' beard, asking yet another question.

And what's your dinner of champions while we're at it?

Jax leaps out of behind the two, squarely landing his first-in-line manly balls on the fish's head. He makes a groan, and then raises his manliest lamppost-halberd. So, in turn, he asks Kayle the NEXT question in line.

And what's your snack of champions?

Ask the Defender 12-01-2012 09:26 PM

Jayce is unfaltered by Gragas' sudden outburst and awaits for an answer anyway because he is indeed manly enough to ask "the question".

Ask Gragas 12-01-2012 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ask the Defender (Hozzászólás 31998921)
Jayce is unfaltered by Gragas' sudden outburst and awaits for an answer anyway because he is indeed manly enough to ask "the question".

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So then the overly manly hunk of meat, deciding that Kayle already knows their questions, tackles Gayce in a manly, fishy, and unmanlyprincecharmingwannabe dog pile, where he lands perpendicular to the ugly Piltogayguy and punches him in the head and in the balls, if he has any. If he were manly nuff, he'd feel the pain, but if he's too steely, then he's GAY.

Scrubby Yum Yums 12-01-2012 09:40 PM

Arixus watched the antics of the champions in the area and decided instead to ask a legitimate question. Still, he was a little nervous, given his surroundings. "Uh, Kayle, I'm curious, in your society, what place did the arts have? And if they were important, were you involved in them at all?" As he always did, he had his pad in hand and was illustrating what he saw.

AODRG 12-01-2012 09:48 PM

Randle walks into Kayles humble home and notices Gragas, Fizz, and Jayce, dogpiling over each other in a strange...somewhat manly rumble.

"Um...is this a bad time?"

-Randle Grend, Respectable Summoner


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