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ARCADAN 11-27-2012 10:07 AM

League Kindergarten
 
"What a beautifull day it is ! " said Heimendinger,the revered inventor and the temporary principal and teacher at the League Kindergarten,newly open . Heimendinger was a great teacher,but when he was asked if he would teach in an kindergarten,he was intriged yet he accepted . As he monolouged the first parents arrived with the kids:
-First came a little rat witch smelled horribly.He made something in his diaper. His name was Twitch.
-Then came a little yordle boy who had a big staff and a cap on his head.He said : "I will swallow your soul ! " but in such a voice that everybody laughed. He then enterded the kindergarten,disappointed.His name was Veigar.
-After witch appeared a litttle boy wrapped in purple clothing. He came to Heimendinger and handed over a paper full of purple and black doodles.He said : "This are the monsters i see in my closet and bathroom,mrs.Heimendinger ''. Heim said : "Well,these are very intresting...We will put it in the exhibition". His name was Malzahar.
-After witch a small plastic mouse came from nowhere. Then a small skipping rope was trown at it and a little creature jumped at it and said : ''RAWWR!!'' and bit it.The strange kittenish creature's name was Rengar and he had a necklace of babytheet with him
-Two brothers then came. One had a big plastic axe and bullied everyone and the other one braged how he could talk better than the others and how he could count.They were bad.They were Darius and Dravens, sons of Noxians
-Perhaps the strangest was a boy of unknown race full of lanterns and chicken heads.Heim said he wasn't allowed with those things ,but he said "Bring it on ! " and enterded the kindergarten .
See how more baby champions enter the League Kindergarten in Part 2 !

GtfoMyFace 11-27-2012 11:21 AM

This is disgusting, reported...

Theamp4 11-29-2012 08:30 AM

What did I just read...

The AntiGoat 12-16-2012 06:46 PM

I was in the strange part of the forums today...


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