||11-08-2012 02:11 PM
Champion & Skin Sale: Paying Family Dues
Quiet! You there: are you trying to get us caught?! Someone is out there, lurking in the forest beyond this cave. How grating it was to take orders from a sniveling, cowardly rat who skulks in the shadows, but since I betrayed his little mob family, Gangster Twitch seeks my head. It does not help matters that before I escaped, Miss Fortune told me that he secretly covets my scarlet cravat.
Wait this out with me awhile; I have a feeling you can lead his goons away from me if you choose.
- Or just take me with you. Your wages cannot be worse than the ratís. I would be willing to follow you for a fair price. Is Mafia Gravesí loyalty worth, say, 487 RP to you?
Wait! There: do you see? The underbrush rustles. My caution is justified.
- This assailant is clad in camouflage, surely seeking the bounty Twitch has issued. Commando Xin Zhao is too dangerous to duel alone. Lead him astray for a mere 260 RP.
- This frigid night cannot mask the chill of a dark presence nearby. I sense Overlord Malzaharís presence. You will have to offer a higher bribe if I am going to avoid the visions of this Void-scarred seer. Try 487 RP.
- The moon is high overhead. Dawn is not far off. But I hear Zyra whispering to the night-blooming jasmine outside the cave. Quickly, hide 487 RP in the bushes. That should get rid of her before they tell her my hiding place.
- We are almost free. And what is this? Lee Sin, the monk? You send a blind man to find a Mafia enforcer? Twitch must be growing desperate. If you cannot convince the martial arts master to leave by your words, Iím sure 487 RP will assure him Iím not around.
- The sun! Ha! The rat gives up too easilyÖwait. What is that thundering sound? Damn! I canít run from Rammus; his stun stops me in my tracks, and I wonít suffer his taunts. Will you distract him for 345 RP?
No matter. Stand here. If he canít get past you, Iíll have from November 9
until November 12
to get away from Twitch. Then I can start planning my own little surprise for that overgrown weasel.