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poosotasty 10-25-2012 12:44 PM

In celebration of Halloween, a poem from elo hell....
 
Edit: Yo Nikasaur, my name is Poosotasty. But, I understand why you didn't say it. No hard feelings.



By William "Phreake" Shakespeare

Game 1. Win before the randoms throw,
6 and 0, mid lane I've owned,
AFKs make 5 to 1,
"Please report" "bg" I'm done,
12 elo lost I should have won.
Double double, bloodboil and tumble,
Ignite burns a toplane Rumble.


Game 2. "Mid" "mid" "mid", "I called it first"
"I'll support" though it's my worst,
A faerie charm and 4 wards shopped,
Reset the golems, so we stopped,
From bot bushes I shield from harm,
But my AD Ahri has zero farm,
Condemned to tower by a quick tumble,
With cold feet I flee this rumble,
Double double, bloodboil and tumble,
Ignite ends a botlane rumble.


Game 3. Gold of dragon, red and blue,
Smite on mummy, damage true,
Four-man ult the enemy team,
Ah, to hear a dead Cass scream,
Take the Baron in the dark,
Let Akali make her mark,
Push to win, Shurylia's popped,
None have spawned, we can't be stopped,
"Uhh... where's Jax?" he's at our base!
Vayne Revived and so did Jayce,
I can't believe we lost this race.
Double double, bloodboil and tumble,
Ignite burns a toplane Rumble.
Homework skipped, yet had no fun,
Now my ranked career is done.


Happy Halloween, muahahahahaha....

The Committee 10-25-2012 12:48 PM

simply brilliant.

Mr Fuji 10-25-2012 12:48 PM

nice!

Cuki 10-25-2012 12:50 PM

I love it :3

Chris Nemo 10-25-2012 12:51 PM

I chuckled.

Nbur 10-25-2012 12:53 PM

my life story mang

Ardarail 11-21-2012 09:15 PM

Amazing

Ardarail 11-21-2012 09:16 PM

Congrats on getting in the Summoner Showcase btw :3

xAltairis 11-21-2012 09:31 PM

Nice poem.

SuzuneMayoi1 11-21-2012 10:22 PM

Truly in love with this


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