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Twitch 07-30-2012 02:09 PM

Gangster Twitch’s totally legitimate sale
Yeah, see, Gangster Twitch here.

You know why dey call me the Plague Rat? It’s cause I poison rats. You ain’t squealin’, are ya? I jump outta the shadows and you’ll never know what hit ya. I put the "rat" in "rata-tat-tat," give them squealin’ squishies some of the ol’ one-two venom lead injection, heeheehuuhaahaa… But I digress.

I’m off to visit some “clients” of mine to “extort money” from them and “end their lives.” It’s just business, folks. Wanna come with? If they won’t pay up, maybe you will. I’ll even give you the family discount. Who’s up foist?

  • This sad sack Amumu here, he cried to the coppers about the location of a certain valuable, illegal package meant for the illegal possession of yours truly. Did I say illegal? I meant "totally legit." You wrap up this mummy for me for 292 RP.
  • Irelia, Willada Blades. Thinks she can triple-cross the boss with those steak knives of hers? No dice, Ionian. How about you dull up them blades for ol’ Twitch for 487 RP?
  • Look at this bazoon, Varus, plinking those arrows into ‘tree of my best guys. I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse – pay up or get a mouthful of poison. Wisely, he paid up, so he’s only 487 RP. I’m watching you, pal.

  • Galactic Nasus thinks I won’t follow that fangouli into space to collect what he owes me? I’ll be doin’ some anthropomancy of my own: divination with his entrails! Grab this double-dealing dog for 260 RP.
  • Scarlet Hammer Poppy’s tab is way in the red. Gambling debts, mostly. She ain’t the Iron Ambassador of the poker table, that’s for sure. Either I put her three feet under or you pay off that debt for 487 RP, capiche?
  • This joker Coral Reef Malphite skipped town after stiffing ol’ Twitch on his share of the take. Hope he likes sleeping with the fishes down at dat reef of his. How about you save me a trip to the beach and take care of this? I gotta stir this poison all day. Family discount, 487 RP.

Well, that’s that. Business is business, see? These prices are only good from July 31 through August 3, so get on that, would ya? And if anyone messes with you, summoner, you let them know you’re working for the Twitch family now. Just remind ‘em what happens to big mouths when they least expect it - Plague Rata-tat-tat…

Coreporeal 07-30-2012 03:03 PM


The Skin Sale Checklist (Post Update for 7/30/2012)
Originally Created by Shingo Monster.
Edited and Modified by Coreporeal.

This post has been created to inform potential skin buyers of the possibility of recently released skins that may be featured in an upcoming sale. Newly released skins may go on sale as early as three months after public release; however, this is all subject to change. With the exception of Limited-Edition and Legendary-status skins, every skin released before Feb. 1st has received a sale prior to the latest skin sale announcement, or has been placed in the "unofficial" skin sale Blacklist. The next sale may contain at least 1 skin from the list below.

■ Feb. 08: Headhunter Master Yi (975 RP).
■ Feb. 10: Iron Solari Leona (975 RP).
■ Feb. 14: Abyssal Nautilus (975 RP), Subterranean Nautilus (975 RP), Heartseeker Vayne (975 RP).
■ Feb. 20: Dark Crystal Ryze (975 RP).
■ Feb. 29: Royal Guard Fiora (975 RP), Nightraven Fiora (975 RP), Bladecraft Orianna (975 RP).
■ Mar. 02: Vandal Gragas (975 RP).
■ Mar. 05: Battlecast Urgot (975 RP).
■ Mar. 20: Bittersweet Lulu (975 RP), Wicked Lulu (975 RP).
■ Mar. 23: Jurassic Kog'Maw (975 RP).
■ Apr. 01: Fisherman Fizz (975 RP).
■ Apr. 02: Mafia Graves (975 RP).
■ Apr. 06: Battle Bunny Riven (975 RP).
■ Apr. 18: Blood Knight Hecarim (975 RP), Reaper Hecarim (975 RP), Warlord Shen (975 RP).
■ May 01: Frostblade Irelia (975 RP), Rune Wars Renekton (975 RP).

All skins not listed here have been placed on sale before, are currently on sale now or have just been announced to be going on sale in a couple of days. The only exceptions to these rules are either Limited-Edition or Legendary-status skins. "Blacklisted" skins are still eligible for skin sales.
With this in mind, it is advisable that you don't buy these skins unless you really want them NOW. (If that's the case, don't complain if you bought it and it happens to go on sale shortly afterwards).


Riot's "Unofficial" Skin Sale Blacklist
Section created by Coreporeal
These are the only skins that have been absent from any sales since their introduction during Season 1/ Season 2. Skins to be considered to be "blacklisted" have been released to the public for more than six months, and as of yet have not been featured on a sale. The reason for this is, as of yet, unknown.
Listed from the oldest to the most recent.
■ Aug. 1st, 2011: Full Metal Pantheon (975 RP).
■ Nov. 15th, 2011: Atlantean Fizz (975 RP).
■ Dec. 29th, 2011: Prototype Viktor (975 RP).
■ Jan. 10th, 2012: Dragonblade Talon (975 RP), Guqin Sona (975 RP), Jade Dragon Wukong (975 RP), Dragon Fist Lee Sin (975 RP).
■ Jan. 17th, 2012: Sabertusk Sejuani (975 RP).
■ Feb. 1st, 2012: Mad Scientist Ziggs (975 RP).

Skin(s) no longer Blacklisted due to the latest skin sale announcement(s): Scarlett Hammer Poppy (975 RP).


To view the skins you want before purchasing, along with other info, please visit the links below. Now featuring smilies! :D

League of Legends Skin Viewer
A helpful site which allows the user to view the in-game models of any skin, courtesy of Michael Nighingale.
Wanna know how that new Teemo skin looks in-game? Click here. :p

How to get a Champ's skin (w/screenshots) by EmissaryShadow.
EncasedShadow (now a Riot employee) started this thread listing all champion skins, links to their in-game screenshots, and availability of the skins, as well as how they may be acquired. He currently keeps updating the thread via his alternate account, EmmisaryShadow. :)

Champion Rotation Info Thread by MistressHel.
Like a new skin... for a champion you've never played before? Wish you could test said champ before committing to a purchase? You could try it out when that champ gets placed in the free-week rotation.
Well, when will that happen, if it hasn't already? For that question, MistressHel's "Champion Rotation Info Thread" might have just the answer you seek. And if it doesn't, it may give you an idea as to when it might go into the free-week rotation.
Who knows? It couldn't hurt to look, now could it? ;)

Champion Sales History and FAQ by Eat Orange Be K.
Skins are always nice, but they can't be bought without purchasing the champion first. But what happens when that Champion you want costs a little too much in IP? An option is to wait for its RP sale.
Eat Orange Be K has made a list of past Champion sales, as well as a general FAQ section that aims to answer questions and misconceptions that may arise during Champion sales.
Please remember, though, he's a little "forgetful", so give him a reminder on updates every once in a while. :mad:

Champion Sales Thread by Woogan.
Be K not updating his thread fast enough? Woogan has gone ahead and done that for you on the EUW server. No, he didn't steal his post, he's just making it easier for others to see what champs have gone on sale, and when. Is that too much to ask for? :rolleyes:

Skin Sales Super-Thread by Coreporeal.
Have you ever looked at a skin sale and wondered, "Has my favorite champion skin ever gone on sale?"
Well, my Skin Sale Super-Thread may just answer that question, as it contains an extensive list of past skin sales, so you may formulate an idea as to when it may just go back on sale again. :o

All Skin Sales List by TheReap3r.
Want a little European flavor added to your search for your favorite skin's past sales? Moving to the EU servers and don't want to deal with the NA servers in any way, shape, or form? TheReap3r's got you covered in his thread, which follows a similar principle as mine. Only found in EU West forums.
But please, don't leave our server. We'll miss you! :(

Institute of War: The Chamber of Antiquity - (Lore Archives & Other Literary Works) by Sylph.
Sylph has put great effort into amassing a gargantuan mega-thread dedicated to any and all literal works pertaining to League of Legends; Champions, lore, judgements, and much, much more.
Please visit his thread and look around: The world of Runeterra awaits you! :cool:

Liath 07-30-2012 03:04 PM

Love me some downvotes (: Second!)

Deliverz 07-30-2012 03:04 PM

Meh sale

Edit: Like the Twitch gangster theme btw

A Pedo Cat 07-30-2012 03:05 PM

Okay sale I guess but at least there's Varus for anyone who wants to buy xD

Zero Suit Senpai 07-30-2012 03:05 PM

Meh sale.

SolluxAradia 07-30-2012 03:06 PM

Geez, another sale with nothing going on.

Deathvirtue 07-30-2012 03:07 PM

eh meh gerd Ememe

Phrixscreoth 07-30-2012 03:07 PM

The way twitch says "end their lives", it makes me wonder what he's REALLY doing...

Fantast 07-30-2012 03:07 PM

guess i'll wait until the next one

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