||07-30-2012 01:33 AM
So yorick walks into a bar...
Bartender looks up and says "We don't allow shovels here".
Yorick turned around and said "Ill be back".
5 minutes later, Yorick returns without his shovel. Bartender asks "Where'd you put that shovel of yours?"
"In my shed" replied Yorick.
"Alright, so what will you have?" Asked the bartender.
"Something dark and strong" said Yorick, as he sat at the bar.
The bartender served him exactly what he asked for, a dark looking drink poured into a mug. Yorick tasted it and said "That's **** good".
20 minutes later after having 2 mugs of the tasty drink, Yorick left the tavern and stepped out into the cold rainy night returning from wherever he came from.