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A formula for the chance of getting a troll in ELO hell.

The Chance of Getting a Troll:
Troll = (1400 / Your Rating) x (40%  10%(Your Rating / 1400)) Example: @ 1000 rating your chance of being trolled in a given game = (1400 / 1000) x (40%  10%(1000 / 1400)) = 1.4 x (40%  7.14%) = 46.00% Keep in mind that the chance of the other team having a troll is 1.25 x (Your chance of being trolled). Assuming you never troll, that is. 
What if my elo is 850 What are my chances.

@ an elo of 850 your chance of being trolled in a given game = (1400 / 850) x (40%  10%(850 / 1400))
= 1.647 x (40%  6.07%) = 55.88% 
Ty, Wise one. almost 40 Percent per player?, FMLoL

What are the chances my 6 month old daughter will start crying right after minions spawn in a ranked game?

I would like to know the formula for the IP to time ratio in a regular game of SR.

I would like the % chance of winning my next Ranked game if I solo queue (1269 ELO)

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Chance of 6 month old daughter crying = 10% x [(Time baby has spent since last slept) + (Time since last drank / ate)] / (How much / loud you rage) Babies are used to hearing lots of noise in their Mother, the more noise you make suprisingly the less likely she is to cry. Atleast if the noise you make while raging sounds like "SHHHHHHHHH!" Knowing you haven't fed your daughter in 2 days and that she slept just until you started playing the chance she will cry is: 10% x (48 + 0) / (10) (We know you rage) = 48% chance 
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