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Academi 12-26-2011 09:04 PM

! Attention !
 
Have you or a loved one been unable to connect to the server?

Do you feel emotionally, mentally, OR even physically abused by RSFS (Riot Server Failure Syndrome)?

Have you contemplated forming a Civil Action Lawsuit to FIGHT BACK, but wasn't sure how?

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Hello Summoners,

I am Academi, FoJ (Field of Justice) attorney-at-law, and I want to represent YOU! I'm sure many of us are shocked at the recent server failure. Without a doubt countless numbers of summoners are asking themselves:

Why is this happening?
Why me?
What did I do wrong?

The answer might surprise you.

You did nothing wrong! This was not your fault; in fact, in the lawyer world this is something we call "actus reus" or a GUILTY ACT by the same RP giving fiends that try oh so hard to lull us into a false sense of security with their apparent generosity.

Not today, Riot... Not today.


I Academi propose, no, DEMAND the creation of a new community known only as...


The Resistance


All in favor, Thumbs Up.
All opposed, Uninstall LoL.
All abstaining, Thumbs Up.


Academi
"When Riots are not enough...
...The Resistance"

Academi 12-26-2011 09:06 PM

(Reserving first post as that is something an attorney would probably do)

Academi 12-26-2011 09:07 PM

Bump for the resistance

ChrisNinja 12-26-2011 09:09 PM

Brilliant

Fite Me 12-26-2011 09:10 PM

I can't up vote this... I wanted to simply for the comedy.

Academi 12-26-2011 09:10 PM

All welcome ChrisNinja to the Resistance!

ChrisNinja!

Academi 12-26-2011 09:10 PM

All welcome DeathsVampire!

...DeathsVampire!

Fruity Erikchen 12-26-2011 09:11 PM

o.0 Invalid post i'd WHAT THIS

Ok, upvoted. Can i be a lieutenant :D

Academi 12-26-2011 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruity erikchen (Hozzászólás 18982561)
o.0 Invalid post i'd WHAT THIS

It is a new mechanic engineered by top level Riot executives to thwart The Resistance.

Do not give in.

[CENTER]Academi
"When Riots are not enough...
...The Resistance"
[/CENTER]

Volkaram 12-26-2011 09:13 PM

Why is this happening?
Why me?
What did I do wrong?
Why not that ***hole Bob from accounting?


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