||06-11-2010 09:33 AM
Alien First Contact in Valoran!
Heimerdinger, Revered Inventor and founder of the Yordle Academy of Science and Progress, has vanished following an investigation of the mysterious crop circles that have been appearing in the countryside surrounding Piltover. Our hearts and thoughts go out to his students, as well as all the other yordles whose lives have been touched by his eccentric charms. There is currently a candlelight vigil being held at his esteemed institution.
In other news, a mysterious, sinister figure has been sighted prowling about in the back alleys and seedy establishments of the City of Progress. But if you’re really looking, you’ll be able to spot this Legendary Alien Invader in the League of Legends store this coming week!