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Ebonclaw 06-06-2010 11:29 PM

!!! New Lore Available Next Patch !!!
 
And the Megalocaust is complete, Yordle assimilation has reached 98% in accordance with the Ethnic Cleansing Initiative. BEHOLD, what terrible fury hath wrought the Yordle Imperium, tremble, mortals, as they rewrite history!


Udyr - Yordle in Bear's Clothing
Master Yi - Foreign Yordle
Katarina - Halfbreed Yordle
Taric - Yordle-sexual (Don't Ask, Don't Tell)
Ashe - Yordle With Prosthetics
Rammus - Yorlde in a Half Shell
Poppy - Little Miss Yordle
Veigar - The Tiny Master of Yordle
Tryndamere - Savage Yordle
Anivia - Reincarnated Yordle
Ryze - Yordle Twisted by his own Magic
Pantheon - Yordle of War
Shaco - That One Yordle That's Crazier Than Veigar
Gragas - Hillbilly Yordle
Jax - Teenage Mutant Yordle Frog
Sion - Undead Hillbilly Yordle
Fiddlesticks - Scarehuman
Morgana - Fallen Yordle
Ezreal - Yordle Punk
Doc Mundo - Self-Improved Yordle
Sivir - Bride of Teemo
Mordekaiser - A Yordle on a Yordle's Shoulders
Zilean - The Yordlekeeper
Kassadin - Void Yordle
Soraka - The Great Space Yordle
Singed - Victor Von Frankenyordle
Teemo - The Original Hellspawned Yordle
Janna - Yordle Stretched by the Wind
Evelynn - Vampiric Yordle Succubus
Annie - Secret Yordle
Akali - Yordle Spy
Twitch - Dirty Rat Yordle
Tristana - Yordle Commando
Gangplank - Yordle of the High Seas
Karthus - The Yordle of the Opera
Kennan - Kickazz Yordle
Heimerdinger - Revered Yordle
Nunu - Yordle on a Monkey
Warwick - Lycanthropic Yordle
Blitzcrank - Steam Yordle
Nasus - Keeper of the Yordle Dead
Cho'Gath - Seth Yordlefly
Garen - Yordle Steroid Abuser
Corki - The Flying Yordle
Shen - Kennan's Big Brother
Amumu - Yordle Mummy Without a Yordle Mommy
Nidalee - They Call Her 'Dances With Yordles'
Malphite - Yordle Golem
Kayle - Sworn Protector of Yordles
Twisted Fate - Token Non-Yordle


We noble few who remember what Meglings were, before they became warrior-slaves of the Yordle High Command, must do something about this! Indeed, show your support of Megling kind, and THUMBS UP this post. If we can show the unity of the invisible, the resilience of the Resistance, we may yet deny our Yordle oppressors the chance to push this change into the Live servers.

Let today be marked, as the day when we, as one, rose up to shout to the very heavens, "I AM NOT A YORDLE, I AM A FREE MAN!".

Blugyblug 06-07-2010 02:32 AM

Yordle Gentleman Chogath?
What has this world come to

S Apexy 06-07-2010 02:32 AM

Yordle mummy without a yordle mommy!
Oh good god.

SlyMadman 06-07-2010 10:50 AM

Remember the alamo!!!!

Ebonclaw 06-07-2010 05:34 PM

Do not let the right-thinking minority be silenced, upvote and bump, or accept your fate that one day, your own history will be rewritten - your parents and loved ones all said to be Yordles.

Ebonclaw 06-08-2010 03:19 PM

It's true you know. Living in denial is the Yordle way, you'll see.

CheeseBurguer 06-08-2010 03:21 PM

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The yordles wants YOU!!!

Xocolatl 06-08-2010 03:44 PM

If there are now more Yordles than humans, wouldn't that make humans the Yordles?
PH34R!!!

SMayhem 06-08-2010 03:46 PM

Tris is a megling : ( The rest is ok.

Glink 06-08-2010 04:01 PM

Lies, all lies, go back to the pit of whence you came you treacherous megling!


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